Have ya'll seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Well two days ago I woke up with serious fat face. I look like Violet Beauregard when she turns into a blueberry... except instead of a blueberry, I'm more of a raspberry.
I went the whole day yesterday, itchy, swollen, red, and plumpy.
-My spell check is screaming at me for using the word plumpy.-
Today it is still just as bad. I have done everything I can think of to make it go away. It must be an allergic reaction to something, but I don't know what! Until I figure it out, I will carry on with my day as usual. (Minus going in to work. I called in with the case of puff face) I went over to my friends yesterday, and got asked a million times by every family member; "what happened to your face!"
I'm waiting for Mike to call in the creepy oompa loompas to come roll me away.
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I'm a monster!
2 comments:
OMG.... I am laughing so hard.
I have to see this. You HAVE to post a picture.
I bet it's really not that bad.....
Hmmm.... does look like an allergic reaction to something.
But.... you're still beautiful.... I see no monster. ;-)
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