Prof. soccer games are pretty much the bombdiggity.
Seriously.
The fans go crazy! They really ham it up, and the players are ridiculously entertaining what with their fake injuries, silly stretches, and fights.
But aside from their funny penguin sliding, they can run like really, really fast!
Like, SPEED RACER FAST PEOPLE!
They also have fancy foot work, super hard heads! and really strong calf muscles. But I couldn't help but think of a British Private School while watching the game, you know like Hogwarts! The Real Salt Lake team has the same colors and mascot as Hogwarts does, and the team logo is like one you would see on the vest of a school uniform. It's exciting!
If you do not like soccer, you have to go see a game just for the entertainment. I'm talking fans running out onto the field in anger, soccer players tripping themselves all over the place, streamers flying from the crowed, and people yelling, jumping up and down with their shirts off, and a rooty-toot-toot and drumy-drum-drum band playing the whole time.
Oh yes, soccer games are pure enjoyment.
So Mike and I went to the Real Salt Lake soccer game last night. Salt Lake lost miserably, but I got a really good Churro, so super win for me.
We really had a good time, so thank you Rick and Jen! I'm pretty sure Mike has the nicest boss ever. Really! Would you go to a soccer game with your boss? Yeah, I didn't think so.
this is what we do for entertainment when waiting to get out of the parking lot
Thanks, we know we're adorable
Seriously.
The fans go crazy! They really ham it up, and the players are ridiculously entertaining what with their fake injuries, silly stretches, and fights.
But aside from their funny penguin sliding, they can run like really, really fast!
Like, SPEED RACER FAST PEOPLE!
They also have fancy foot work, super hard heads! and really strong calf muscles. But I couldn't help but think of a British Private School while watching the game, you know like Hogwarts! The Real Salt Lake team has the same colors and mascot as Hogwarts does, and the team logo is like one you would see on the vest of a school uniform. It's exciting!
If you do not like soccer, you have to go see a game just for the entertainment. I'm talking fans running out onto the field in anger, soccer players tripping themselves all over the place, streamers flying from the crowed, and people yelling, jumping up and down with their shirts off, and a rooty-toot-toot and drumy-drum-drum band playing the whole time.
Oh yes, soccer games are pure enjoyment.
So Mike and I went to the Real Salt Lake soccer game last night. Salt Lake lost miserably, but I got a really good Churro, so super win for me.
We really had a good time, so thank you Rick and Jen! I'm pretty sure Mike has the nicest boss ever. Really! Would you go to a soccer game with your boss? Yeah, I didn't think so.
this is what we do for entertainment when waiting to get out of the parking lot
Thanks, we know we're adorable
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